The guy who ate the man’s face in Miami was on bath salts… Well that’s new. Seriously though. People need to chill out about it being a zombie attack. If this was the start of the zombie apocalypse, that would NOT be cool so don’t think you’re awesome pretending it’d be “like so totally great” or whatever. I can promise you that you would not be standing killing zombies thinking about how awesome it was. You would be shitting yourself. You’d probably die. So sh.

mentalplayground:

Aren’t rhetorical questions fantastic?